Results of the Sloat Weirdness Test

Have been scheduled on June 6 to have my first driving lesson -- up to now I've only been memorizing different kinds of car engines and their greasy insides. This, of course, has me thinking of --

What My Bumper Sticker Should Be

Even if the voices aren't real - they've got some great ideas

What Bumper Sticker Should Be On Your Car?

Due to peer pressure and the voices mentioned above, I've gone to Dr. Sloat for a scalp examination. Here's the result:

Arlene,
You are basically a stable person but have recently gone through a somewhat schizophrenic period. You are exactly 89.341% weird (if you had been an actual librarian the score would have been higher). You need a bit of grounding now, and nouns more than adjectives. Your prescription is Bob Hicok's "The Legend of Light."

Have taken my medicine and gone back to playing with my Sims -- half-heartedly. I seem more normal with them occupying part of my right brain. Downloading objects is equivalent to getting a bit of grounding, isn't it? And woooheeee, this living room is a beaut!