Saturday, June 03, 2006

Results of the Sloat Weirdness Test

Have been scheduled on June 6 to have my first driving lesson -- up to now I've only been memorizing different kinds of car engines and their greasy insides. This, of course, has me thinking of --

What My Bumper Sticker Should Be

Even if the voices aren't real - they've got some great ideas

Due to peer pressure and the voices mentioned above, I've gone to Dr. Sloat for a scalp examination. Here's the result:

You are basically a stable person but have recently gone through a somewhat schizophrenic period. You are exactly 89.341% weird (if you had been an actual librarian the score would have been higher). You need a bit of grounding now, and nouns more than adjectives. Your prescription is Bob Hicok's "The Legend of Light."

Have taken my medicine and gone back to playing with my Sims -- half-heartedly. I seem more normal with them occupying part of my right brain. Downloading objects is equivalent to getting a bit of grounding, isn't it? And woooheeee, this living room is a beaut!


Anonymous said...

Buckle up - it makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car

Whew! Good thing, 'cause with the California heat, it was getting too warm for the aluminum foil caps :P

lorguru said...

June 6 is just days away! Look out, Venice, here she comes!

Yes, I LOVE your living room. cool lighting, great furniture, plasma TV...!

Carl Bryant said...

"I've made smarter things than you by eating fiber"

The bumper sticker quiz thinks I'm a dick.

That's so stupid. I'm NOT that way. I've made smarter things than the bumper sticker quiz by eating fiber.

michi said...

i don't have a car. i don't drive. i put in "no car" a few times and got four different answers:
1 give me ambiguity - or give me something else.
2 buckle up - it makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car
3 if you don't like my drving, stay off the sidewalk
4 squirrel - it's what's for supper.

my in-laws used to drive a really old car up until a couple of years ago, i put that one in, and got: jesus is coming - everybody look busy. made me laugh.

the living room - where are the books???

m x

Sharon Hurlbut said...

Can't wait to hear how the driving lesson went! I haven't played Sims in years, but I may have to drag it out of mothballs now. Your room is lovely!

Arlene said...

teehee! yours is weirder than mine, nate!

lauren, i think one of the things i love best about sim furniture is that they're free. a large electronics store chain here is actually advertising a free plasma tv for those who buy now -- if italy wins the world cup. taken in context, it's quite a statement: they're betting there's no chance italy would win. hihi!

carl... you break me up!! *RONF*

hey, i *love* that jesus sticker, michi. teeheeheee!

yesyesyes, sharon. they're making such great furniture and clothes now. i spend more time downloading them than actually playing the game. hee.