Monday, May 29, 2006

What I never wanted to learn about myself I learned from online quizzes

Okay, I'm about to get very, very depressed. For weeks I've studied the mechanics of weirdness, I've practiced being weird, I've communed with weird poets... I even mailed some goods to Michi hoping to bribe her royal weirdness to come over my place. Then, out of curiosity, I took the weirdness test again and my personal weirdity actually plunged down to only 50% (as opposed to being 60% previously). Waaaaaaah!!!


Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!
You Are 50% Weird


Someone tell me I'm not the only one.

Then I tried the quirkness test which gave me only --


You're a pretty quirky person, but you're just normal enough to hide it.
Congratulations - you've fooled other people into thinking you're just like them!
Quirk Factor: 56%


Apart from this I also turned out to be --


Comfortable and soft, more people like you than let on.
But it's very difficult for you to show yourself in public.
Ugly Underwear!


On the other hand, I scored fairly well in the scariness test -- Nate must've been right about the stalking.


You even scare scary people sometimes!
You Are Scary

10 comments:

lorguru said...

Oh, how funny. You definitly must score high on the "funny" test. Anyway, I'm off to try some of these. I'm a little bit scared to take the weird test. I'm afraid I'll do really well!

michi said...

arlene - somebody is amnipulating these tests. 50%? that's less than the average school kid! tsk. mxryy! m :)))

Pris said...

Oh my:-) I don't think I'll take the underwear test, but now you have me curious. I've GOT to take the weirdness test. If I take it I'll post my results here.:-) (maybe lol)

And thanks for your comment on my blog poem. Meant a lot.

Pris said...

***You Are 30% Weird***


Not enough to scare other people...
But sometimes you scare yourself.


Waaah...I'm disappointed. I thought I was a LOT weirder than that. Must've been that question about icecream that killed my score:-)

Arlene said...

haha! let us know how you score, lauren :D

and pris!! i *love* you!! teehee, it's nice to know i'm not as weirdless as i thought. hey, i picked vanilla, too. it's the sleeping in the nude that sends you 10% up or down.

michi sleeps in the nude hence her high score. she admitted it in public. teehee. had to cross that out ever since the husband got sick -- and hasn't let me warm my footsies on his paunch. but maybe i shouldn't admit *these* things in public. hee.

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rae said...

LMAO re: ugly underwear, I didn't picture you to be that kinda gal, Arlene. I'm so taking that test.

SarahJ said...

love those undies!
i'm a christmas sweater.
that's ok with me.

Carl Bryant said...

I'm also a sweater. I love sweaters. And I'm only 70% weird. I think they have trouble with percentages.

Sharon Hurlbut said...

You know, all those skulls and bones don't bother me a bit (I am a physical anthropologist, after all), but those underpants scare the crap out of me!

And don't worry, I think you're plenty weird, Arlene ; )

Arlene said...

hey, 70% is admirable!! carl gets the 2nd place, right after michi, in the gnu-bell prize for weirdness.

i still refuse to believe that i'm the only ugly underwear around here -- weird or not. tsk.

teehee, thanks sharon!! the other half of my reply is at your blog ;)

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