I was tickled to discover that my leafscape e-mail has a SpamAssassin... and how it took Michi for chainsaw practice (details here).
It censored her naughty message to me after identifying her as:
Content analysis details: (5.9 points, 5.0 required)
Even from the score she received, it's clear that she has a... ahem, problem with length.
Recent Publications/ Acceptance:
• Two poems in Astropoetica (Volume 4.1, Winter 2006):
Mother Earth on a Starry Couch (read)
The Astronomer’s Last Nights (read)
• And a poem, Seven Years of Bad Luck in Shearsman. (issue 65 & 66).
• Such a thrill! The Pedestal Magazine has accepted my poem:
Marshal Song Enters the Servants' Quarters
After a Night of Gambling, His Pockets Empty
Very quick turnover rate; response time: one week to one month.
(Michi, when she reads this, will probably snicker about the length... of my title).
My Own Personal Problem with Length:
• Plantarium growth: 0 millimeters.